If you're in a bar this weekend and one of these things is happening, you better keep your eyes out for L&I.
- A sign on the wall reads "Occupancy: 75" but there is at least 75 people you know there that night and another 200 you don't
- A rowdy bunch of smokers and/or drunks mulling around outside the front door
- The only smoke detectors are sitting on the bar ... being used as ashtrays.