Odds are that you are not going to win your fantasy football league. Having a good fantasy season is as random as picking numbers out of a hat. And no matter how much research you do in August, it rarely translates into success in the fall. Things happen quickly in the NFL. So, if you’re not going to win your league, you might as well have the funniest team name out of your buddies. Here are the Best NSFW Dirty Fantasy Football team names for the 2018 NFL season.
We scanned the internet for the best and dirtiest fantasy football team names for 2018.
Last season’s Hall of Fame name, “2 Gurleys 1 Kupp” is back again, but it’s so 2017. These ones below are updated with some classics sprinkled in.
Fair warning. Some of these are incredibly stupid, sophomoric, and unfunny. But the unfunny ones are so unfunny that they are funny. If that makes any sense. Below are the best NSFW Dirty Fantasy Football team names this NFL season.
Erect Decker
Gisele on me
No Romo
OBJYN
Tug on David’s Johnson
Alvin Cum Mora
Dalvin Cook like Walter White
Kareem MILF Hunter
O-Face Beckham Jr
More Cushing for the pushing
D’Onta Foreskin
Gronk’s VD
Devontae Bukkake
Irritable Bowe Syndrome
Stefon Diggs your kitty
Rex on Rex on Rex
Larry Fitz Tits
Jack Me Goff
Hernandez’s not so tight end
T.Y. Jelly
Hard Gore Porn
Golden Taint
She blew my Smith-Schuster
How I Lucked your Mother
Best NSFW Dirty Fantasy Football team names this NFL season
C’mon I wanna Tre Ya
Jacquizz on her Bush
HaHa Clinton-Dix
Rex I was getting some Burkhead
On your knees Brees
Jerry’s Glory Hole
Torpedoing the Keel-an Cole
Oh say can you see that Trump is a racist
Oh say can you see that Jerry Jones is a racist
Kissing Cousins
Eat that T-Wat son
Wam Bam thank you Graham
Bust a Kaep
2 Gurley’s One Kupp
Pee on my crab tree
At least I ain’t Mike Pence Wentz
Em not a man Sanders
I call it Pierre Garcon
Jay Ajayjayjay
Mr. Kiara Mia
Phil My Lipps, Rivers
Patrick May … be a pussy
OJ Howard did it
Belichick Yourself Before you Rex Yourself
Carlos Hyde the salami
Adrian BeaterSon
Duke Johnson Jr.
Sexual Peake
Julian Edelwoman
Kenny Nude Stills
Rub my Nick Chubb
Kase Clean Cum
Resting my Mitch Face
Mitch tits
Mitch slap
Peyton Barber Beefcake
Tyler I Fart
