But why is Kristen Stewart talking about Robert Pattinson?

Kristen Stewart has a film to promote — the very mysterious“Personal Shopper” — and you know what means. It’s time for some choice quotes about her defunct relationship with sparkly unicorn Robert Pattinson! Hooray!

Nobody cares anymore, but Stewart and Pattinson dated for nearly four years between 2008 and 2012. Their relationship ended with a scandal, when Stewart was caught making out with director Rupert Sanders in the front seat of her mom’s Mini Cooper.

Now, Stewart is conveniently opening up. “When I was dating Rob, the public were the enemy — and that is no way to live,”Stewart tells the “Sunday Times.But don’t worry: she’s okay now, even if “Twilight” fans are still mad at her about the breakup. “I don’t view the whole ‘Twilight’ blow-up as being generally traumatic,” she says. “Once I started dating girls it seemed like there was an opportunity to represent something really positive.” Ooh, I see what you did there Stewart.

Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson is chilling, living his best life, wearing luxurious Dior cropped sweaters and being almost married to FKA Twigs. Nobody asked him, but I think he’s doing just fine, too.