4 stupid things Jesse James said about Sandra Bullock

Jesse James — who supposedly is a business man and television personality — is talking about his long ago marriage to Sandra Bullock with The Daily Mail(The couple divorced in 2012, after some of James’ mistresses came out about being his side pieces). And trust me, he doesn’t come off sounding like a good dude at all. Here’s a quick lil’ guide to all the stupid things he word vomited.

1. “Yeah, I did cheat on my wife. I stood up… and apologized.” Okay, sure. I’ll give him this one.

2. “Both women and men cheat… it’s a part of life.” I mean, yes, that’s true. But it doesn’t necessarily have to be. Unless you choose for it to be. Which is something you did, my dude.

3. “The easy [insult is like, ‘Oh, well you cheated on Sandra Bullock.’ That’s the world’s easiest comeback.” Is it an insult if it’s just a fact of life, though?Methinks no.

4. “It’s like people love to see you fall. And the farther you get, the higher you get the more they love it.” I love it when a grown man blames everyone else for his problems. Responsibility — who needs it!?

So just in case that was too long and you didn’t read: Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband is gross and thinks cheating is a chill, cool thing to do. And he’s totally over the scandal of him cheating on her, which is why he’s still talking about it seven years later .

What an inspiration.