Scott Disick is reportedly dating 19-year-old Sofia Richie — sister to Nicole Richie — because the world is ending and what’s the point anymore?
A source has confirmed to Us Weekly that the 34-year-old has made things official with Lionel Richie’s daughter. What does official look like between a young woman who was only recently considered an adult in the state of California and a dude in his mid-30s who is most famous for being a sidekick on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians?” Grabbing coffee and shopping at Barneys, of course! Ah, true romance.
And no, you’re not the only one with some concerns. “It’s so weird,” a source tells the magazine. “Not just the age difference, but mostly the fact that Sofia had been a family friend for years, and was close to Kendall [Jenner] and Kylie [Jenner].”
Well, I don’t know. Kylie dated Tyga for all that time — then her half-brother Rob Kardashian got with Blac Chyna. You know, despite the fact that Chyna and Tyga have a kid together. This family likes to keep things vaguely incestual, I’d say.
Disick most recently was linked with Bella Thorne — another 19-year-old. Boy oh boy, does he have a type these days! — who may or may not be an animate cannabis leaf with an affinity for Manic Panic. Which is a compliment.