J.Lo hates Ben Affleck’s new back tat

While Jennifer Garner has opted for the polite Southern-style put down — “bless his heart” — in response to Ben Affleck’s new, massive back tattoo of a phoenix, another of Affleck’s exes isn’t bothering with such niceties.

When quizzed by “Watch What Happens Live” host Andy Cohen about her thoughts on the matter, Jennifer Lopez does not hold back.

“It’s awful! And I would tell him that,” she insists. “‘What are you doing?'”

And it turns out her complaints are just relegated to his latest, most eyebrow-raising piece of dermatological illustration. No, she’s got opinions — shady opinions — about his entire, ahem, body of work.

“It has too many colors,” she says. “His tattoos always have too many colors. They shouldn’t be so colorful, you know what I mean? They should be cooler.” Come on, Ben. Be cooler.