Jennifer Lawrence and the curse of the terrible New Year’s Eves

Jennifer Lawrence seems like a fun-time party girl, sure, but even she has her limits. And those limits apparently include having a good time on New Year’s Eve. To be fair, it’s a lot of pressure. And that pressure is consistently too much for the “Joy” star and Amy Schumer bestie, to hear it from the woman herself.

“I really hate it,” Lawrence tells Graham Norton in a special interview airing Thursday night. “I’ve never had a good one. Everyone’s chasing a good time and it’s always a disappointment. I plan on doing nothing and then if something lands in my lap … . But I always end up drunk and disappointed.” That’s absolutely terrible. Here’s to hoping that something does indeed land in her lap. That would be a very lucky something, if you ask me.

And Lawrence’s lack of quality revelry on the big holiday might have a lot to do with her rather unpleasent defense mechanism. Here’s a hint: It’s neither fight nor flight.”I am a puker,” she explains.”When I get stressed and exhausted I just vomit. I was driving with my publicist the other day and had to roll down the window and I puked all down the side of the car. It was in front of all the paparazzi.I painted New York! And I threw up at Madonna’s party — on the porch!” In related news, it could be Lawrence isrunning out of talk show anecdotes.

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