Julia Roberts overdoes the holidays

You may have quite a spread planned for your big upcoming holiday meals, but Julia Roberts is here to utterly undermine your efforts and show you the hell up. So, sorry? Of course, she’s totally downplaying her plans, because this kind of work takes some careful humble-bragging.

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“Just eat and be cozy,” she tells E! News of her holiday plans. “It’s such a great time. It’s cold outside, have a fire. I just cook what anybody wants to eat. Cook for days and days. I love it. To feed people is one of the joys of my life.” You hear that, people? Days and days. Days and days! And she takes requests. How are we supposed to compete?

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