Kate Middleton not digging Prince William’s hairline

The royal family is supposed to be above such superficial things as vanity and concerns about follicular health, right? Wrong, apparently, at least if the National Enquirer is to be believed. The tabloid is reporting that Kate Middleton has given Prince William a stern ultimatum: Do something about his ever-receding and thinning hair, or else. “Kate thinks he looks old before his time,” a source says. “She says that William either need to get a hair transplant or shave his head completely, so that he looks younger and more dynamic.” And that’s not all she’s looking to revamp when it comes to his look. “She’s told poor William that he needs a complete style makeover,” the source adds.

Honestly, isn’t this all stuff she should’ve addressed before, you know, marrying him?

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