O.J. Simpson has a crush on Kris Jenner

O.J. Simpson could be up for parole next year, and he’s apparently centering all of his post-prison plans — and romantic pursuits — around one reality TV-friendly family. “O.J. has had a crush on Kris [Jenner] forever,” author Ian Halperin tells the Sun.

“He believes the relationship that Kris is in now with Corey Gamble is a sham. He believes he is the man for her and intends to pursue her when he gets out of prison. There is definitely a long history there.”

Oh, but wait, it gets so much better. Apparently the Juice is just eager to get in on the “Keeping up with the Kardashians” empire — any way he can, even through Caitlyn Jenner. “O.J. is obsessed with Caitlyn,” Halperin claims. “He is struck by how she has captured the hearts of the world and said with a straight face, ‘When I get out of here I would consider dating her, too.’” And honestly, I wouldn’t put it past any of them.