We would like to start out this week’s bad fashion wrap up by congratulating everyone for not making bad sartorial decisions this week.
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For the most part everyone looked pretty alright, which made those who didn’t look so great, look extra, extra horrible.
Here are this week’s fashion felons:
Iggy Azelea: The Australian rapper’s sheer silver number that she (probably) shoplifted from the curtain section at Bed Bath & Beyond, proves once and for all: no, it’s not what’s on the inside that counts.
Rita Ora: Legend has it the singer’s disaster of a dress is actually made from the uniforms of Orange Julius employees she ate to sustain her immortality.
Kristen Stewart: The actress won’t say if she’s gay or straight, so her outfit took the liberty of doing it for her.
Zosia Mamet: We allege that Mamet woke up and thought to herself “I give up” and the rest is history.
Jordana Brewster:In case of emergency pull the white sash to set this suit on fire.
Sarah Paulson: Believe it or not this dress is not a napkin covered in mustard and ketchup.
Kristina Bazan: I have nothing sassy to say. I just hate this dress. Burn it. BURN IT TO THE GROUND.
Kat Kramer: This dress proves once and for all that by day Kramer is an actress, but by night she’s a guard outside Liberace’s tomb.
Gwyneth Paltrow: This dress is about as exciting as GP’s personality.
Kate Bosworth: Kate! KAAAAATE! You look like a bowl of thrown-up potpourri. Go home, Kate.
