How could you possibly improve on “Jurassic World,” the summer’s biggest movie? How about with a cheaply made Thai gay porn adaptation titled, simply, “Jurassic Porn” and featuring guys in what I guess are supposed to be dinosaur suits? Yes, you read that right.
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If the amazing (and totally safe for work)trailer is any indication, it will be a bizarre, cross-cutting mix of “Scooby Doo”-like comic antics and hard-core all-male three-ways. As they say, “the hunting will be happening.” Oh and, “the exciting between human and dinosaur” does sound pretty, um, exciting.
Wonder what Chris Pratt would think.
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