Victoria Beckham is a great hotel guest, OK?

Victoria Beckham is striking back against a Page Six report that she is the “worst hotel guest ever,” insisting she’s totally reasonable, man. Among her demands? Insisting that every time she leave her hotel room the maids change the sheets, replace the towels and thoroughly clean the place. (Does that include if she forgets her sunscreen and has to duck back upstairs? Because that sounds exhausting.)

The report also claimed that when displeased with the level of service, she can complain long and loud enough for management to comp her entire stay, as reportedly happened two years ago at the Meadowood Napa Valley resort. Beckham’s rep, though, calls the report “an utter lie,” according to E! News. “Lawyers are looking into it.” OK, fine, but if it is true, would she be willing to give some pointers one exactly what to say to get your stay comped? Asking for a friend.

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