“Cabrera of Saltillo told Mexican newspaper Vanguardia that he would like to be considered disabled because the member leaves him unable to work, forcing him to live on assistance and scavenge for food,” The Huffington Post reports. “His social life is dismal as well, he says. Women are too scared to be with him, according to the newspaper.”
And rightfully so! If this monstrosity is in fact really 19-inches long that is a mere one inch longer than an sawed-off shotgun.
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“We’re told Vivid Entertainment approached the 52-year-old Mexican citizen in an attempt to negotiate a deal for sex tape,” TMZ reports. “It’ complicated by language barrier, expectations of money and basic anatomy challenges.”
We’re not to sure if a 19-inch penis counts as a “basic anatomy” challenge. Sounds pretty advanced.
Matt Lee is a Web producer for Metro New York. He writes about almost everything and anything. Talk to him (or yell at him) on Twitter so he doesn’t feel lonely@mattlee2669.
