While you were sleeping…

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While you were dreaming, Israel’s PM faced the reality of an end to his reign. India’s PM faced criticism after being slow to react to a nun’srape.Care more about war than weed, said Uncle Obama Good Advice.

Stars of the iconic30-year-old teen flick “Breakfast Club” reunited, while 30-year-old Prince Harry announced his retirement from the army.

Israel’s PMfaced defeat

Benjamin Netanyahucould be on the way out after his country votes today. Apparently most Israelis are more interested in improving their day-to-day living conditonsthan warmongering with Palestine.Watch this space: the change in government could have major impact on world peace.

India’s PM was slow to react to a serious sex assault

Indians in parliament and on the street are horrified by the government’s lame response to the rape of a75-year-oldnun, the latest in a string of really nasty sex attacks on women in the country. The assault took place on Saturday, the PM only just condemned the attack today, and the suspects have still not been charged.

Obama says want peace not pot

The President suggested that young people should probably put jobs, peace and war a few notches up their list of political priorities, and being able to skin up without worrying about going to jail should probably be a bit further down.

Fun-loving soldier Prince Harry planned aretreat from the frontline

If you don’t remember his face, you’re sure to remember this foxy redhead’s pert ass after pictures of it emerged from a Las Vegas strip pool sessionin 2012. Well, after 10 years and a few Afghanistan tours,he’s leaving the army. The charismatic royal isplanning a year of doing useful things in Africa before makinghis next career move. Roving NBC reporter, perhaps? He could replacePippa Middleton whose recenttest shootfor the role was a huge flop. Just a thought.

“Breakfast Club” reunited after 30 years

Where are they now? The South by Southwestfestival in Texas, that’s where.Stars of the iconic 80s teen movie, Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy, met to have a chat about the movie at the hip culturalevent.