WTF: A Donald Trump butt plug exists, because of course it does

Next time you want to call Donald Trump a butt head, you can literally stick him up your butt thanks to a 3D prining artist who has made a Donald Trump butt plug.

How novel!

“I usually make butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians,” Fernando Sosa wrote in the product description for his Donald Trump butt plug.

“I have a college degree in 3D animation and run my own 3D printing business and guess what? I can make you into any shape I want and 3D print you and sell you to others who share a dislike of you. You can threaten to sue me like you have done hundreds of times to others. But you are a public figure and my making you into a butt plug is Freedom of Speech. Welcome to America Mother F–!!”

Along with a butt plug, Sosa has also made a Donald Trump tampon disposal figurine, and a “poop toupee” figurine.

“I thought [Donald Trump’s Megan Kelly comments] were really messed up,” told Metro when asked what inspired the tampon figurine. “I figured if I put an emphasis on it, more people would know about [his comments] and then maybe people would get more turned off by him. It was my way to call attention to his mysoginistic comments.”

As for the poop toupee statuette?

“This piece is my more office friendly piece for people who find Butt plugs or tampons a little too over the edge,” Sosa explains on his website. “This interactive piece let’s you put a piece of poop or a toupee on the bald head of Donald Trump. Now you can actually take a s– on the head of Donald Trump whenever he is being a s– head or says another a– comment.”

Whoever said office decor was boring has obviously never seen these.

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